Virtual One-on-One relationship boot camps. Working both emotional and physical muscles.
Private, Couples or Small Groups
Working with a relationship author, champion and psychological intuitive to tackle the soft spots that make you easy prey (rug material) sacrificial, constantly giving (accepting bread crumb energy). Left overs 'status'. Learning how to shadow box with people throwing shade, wearing disposable commitment masks (narcissist, manipulator) keeping you in a loop of hope (confusion/doubt) wishful thinking. Verbal sparring...
ROLE play with me!
We'll be going a few rounds as you re-enact the argument (with person in question) take on their ROLE. I'll be giving you the emotional insight - what they're truly saying (true weakness) and responding to you. You continue to give me their remarks (words, gestures) so I can respond and familiarize YOU with angles you never saw before, to empower YOU. After a few rounds we have a face off.
YOU go at it with a Heyoka Empath who has insight into the situation (person) all your weakness and comes in for the KILL. SO you can strengthen the integrity of your emotional muscle - NEVER fall prey to this argument (dilemma) situation or person AGAIN. I will teach YOU how to feel your way to the truth...
So NO one can fuck with you.
Trainings; Arguments, apologies, asking for a date, conversation starters, closure with someone dead or gone. Hearing what you needed to hear (they couldn't say) so you can feel LIGHT inside and free.
Role playing; Understanding the triggers that lure you in keep you there (against your will). Insight to extract you from toxic cycles, tight spots, a hard place (pressure).
Developing and exercising your authentic listening/response so you're LIT and in your power zone. NOT angered frozen and on a downward spiral . Putting a stop to a PAST scenario playing out now (with new person) disconnecting and separating you from your SELF. Robbing YOU of your authentic, irresistible and unstoppable bad-ass SELF.
Cross training your heart, mind and spirit. A mixture of functional body training (personalized for you) with emotional training.
Being in ISOLATION for months due to Covid built up a lot of SHIT. LOL It's Covid's BIGGEST blessing to us. Buried old (guck) injustices, surfacing for us to deal with. Hypersensitive, we're prepped to purge emotional toxicity. The stress of suppressing it all this time is at the core of our chronic illness. Anxiety attacks, depression, asthma, hypothyroidism, chronic fatigue, fibromyalgia, Epstein Barr Virus, anemic, high blood pressure, diabetic, IBS, allergies, addictions to name a few.
Our body voicing the emotional agony it's been through for years.
Suppressing our PAIN all this time will have shown up in one of two ways in our life.. Self soothing... addiction. Care giver... over extending our self to work , partner, friends, family, community, project. All injustices happen due to the inability to saying NO at the time. Being AUTHENTIC is our body's strongest TOOL for healing and recovery.
Not easy to DO when we've formed attachments we're afraid to disappoint, lose, alter or cause a stir. Understandable, since we're confusing that with being a child, helpless and dependent on an adult(s) around us, so lay low or over DO to 'please' securing our attachment.
We're not babies ANYMORE!
We're self sufficient and need to SEE who truly is part of our Tribe... Who is NOT.
We need a place to DUMP our shit ASAP! We need a place to ROAST people! That fuck with us, walk all over us, take us for granted (NOT there). We need to GIVE our heart a voice! See the Good, the Bad and Super Ugly. And we need to do it to someone who wants to KNOW. Someone who responds emotionally and is right there with us! FEELING it! Like a best FRIEND. Not on a hotline person reading a script. Hearing but NOT connecting. A doctor whose impartial, puts us in categories, is desensitized says the right words, feels two percent of it. We want someone who gives a fuck. WHO sees what's great about us, inspires courage, tenacity. Who can take the thorn out of our heart.... stop the bleeding. A true friend
Once we take the ENERGY of pain out of our BODY we're receptive to seeing things from a higher vantage point, more ROOM. We can't see the forest for the trees when there's a twig stabbed in our eye... pupil dangling.
We're having a virtual ....
Release- Ur-Shit House Party!!
With your Heyoka Empath Host. Emotional, riveting, suspenseful, entertaining, insightful plot twists and turns, truth bombs.
Your SHIT of the Week
Music ! Talks! Pj's - Sweats - Casual. No Booze (to feel the full effect) I'm intoxicating AF. Each House Party will have a max of 7 people. Friends, family, random. YOU decide.
Purpose: Releasing your ISSUES so you don't continue to pull in the same people, scenarios that have that energy inside them. Law of Attraction. LOL Insight and channeled messages will be offered to those who wish to release energetically (and intellectually). So YOU can pull in from a higher playing field, attract kick ass players. No longer blinded sitting on the sidelines with a skewed perspective.
Each Party focuses will focus on general shit (life) emotional crap (relationships) constipation/stink bombs (dating issues) diarrhea (family dysfunction) or bloody stool (inner demons). Personal issues....
Virtual stretch breaks (sessions) in your office, home, room (students) gym, kick-boxing or fitness pole studio, daycare for kids.
To enhance athletes, golfers, runners, yoga fiends, kick boxers or fitness pole dancers.
Connective tissue stretching is advanced angle stretching, made easy. Designed to to heal and recover chronic or present injuries, release pent up energy (frustrations, anxiety, worry) revitalize stagnant energy (boredom) and eliminate the need for physiotherapy, acupuncture, active release therapy or on-going deep massage.
Self efficient in preventing and healing injuries or health issues enables you to have a great mind-set. Increased oxygen supply and energy in the ONE House that holds you... for life.
Designed to target super tight spots preventing oxygen from fully circulating so chronic ailment/aches or injuries can fully recover. Preventing further expansion of tightness (in the body) while ensuring the longevity of your body, sport, enterprise, work or hobby... Life. Releasing pent up (toxic) energies causing you to crave sugar, caffeine or nicotine in order to deal with your day (life). An authentic pick-me up to the core. So YOU can return revitalized, relieved and revved for your work, hobby or sport. Tailor-made for your office, home, room décor or daycare center (children). Created to get rid of hypersensitivity, tightness zapping strength, making you cranky, irritable, stressed. Uptight... LOL Customized energized snack recipes to wake YOU and your body up.
After session option for emotional release (relationship/life issue) with Heyoka Empath, insight messages so CLAIRTY is achieved. Ridding body of toxic energies taking up space. Eliminating the need to have alcohol, cigarettes, drugs (an affair) argument or fight to release emotional energy stuck inside YOU (pain).
Texts or emails (letters) designed specifically to match your person's energetic code aligned with their mental syntax, so it resonates (with their heart) and they receive your request... wish.
This isn't ghost writing! LOL Whatever your message, I'll be taking the best of your feelings and co-mingling it with theirs (energetically). So a break-up is not draining and depleting (closure/venting). So when you declare your love, it registers deep inside and articulates who YOU truly are and what you're bringing to the table 'Your family jewels' LOL
Apology text/email so they will feel lightened energetically by it and able to forgive, not feel guilty for your sorry ass. Able to drop it without bringing it up the next fight.
Dating app profiles will portray the part of YOU initiated for the first time by the right words. Once spoken awakens and sets free the part of YOU confined (restrained) asleep.
Call me a wordsmith! Words have the power and ability to craft a DOOR... where there was none. Allowing you in anywhere, any place, any time. If they are energetically charged.
I love YOU
I Want to Get to Know You
Be My Girlfriend
I Want To Break Up
I have the right to refuse those I feel have crossed the line (of no return) in no man's land... stuck forever.
Virtual One on One insight on your issue, why it keeps happening, the root of it, how to disengage so it doesn't follow you around in the next relationship.
Face readings; Your love or person of interest, business prospect. So you know what you're dealing with, have to look forward to, how to handle weak spots, warning signals.
Favorite anime, video game character, fairy tale; Discovering the secret map your favorite character plays in your life with your issues, escape route, future and the people or circumstance that will be THERE. It's the reason you were pulled to them, they know the WAY. Held, both captive and protected YOU can only break free of their 'story' once you recognize their message.
Injury/Emotional (missing) link; Negative ongoing thoughts you're not aware of replicating and manifesting as an injury, or health ailment. From acne to bronchitis, to sports injuries and more complicated issues like; adrenal fatigue, thyroid, asthma, flu. These are not happen- stance (random) or by accident. It's how your body TALKS... in Braille. Hoping you'll decode its message.
All thoughts give you a feeling that greatly or adversely affect your BODY. Emotional insight we can't afford to ignore, or it gets LOUDER (more serious) until we're force to STOP, rest, leave, quit. If you can't say NO you're body will say it for you!
Virtual entertaining venues with a comedic flair and insight on relationship & dating issues TODAY and why certain dynamics between guys and girls exist.
Followed by Q&A with the audience. Bang-on accuracy and clarity on issues.
Designed for :
Pole Fitness or kick boxing studio parties
Girls night out
Guys night out
Yoga & Wellness Retreats
The Wisdom of the Penis. A Book filled with channeled messages and insight on relationship/dating issues TODAY between guys and girls. Designed as your own private oracle answering the issue at hand.
I R R E S I S T A B L E TEES
(Provoking - Enticing - Alluring)
High Vibration Tees
(Powerful - Motivating - Wise)
Lifting your energy so you can receive the GOODS in life. Repelling low vibe people.
Energetically charged merchandise (cups, yoga mats, sweat top, socks, shorts, hats, tote bags, bracelets) with slogans that keep YOU above mundane, soaring like hawk avoiding all the pigeon CRAP.
Audio book that speaks to YOU with your anticipated responses/questions answered. Acts like your own personal coach (Bff) fairy goddess. Written in slang with a psychic connection to the guy or girl who reads it. <3
Personalized Gift Insight Cards. Digital or Card stock